Here’s a list of things you should say in an antique shop:
- Do you receive new stuff often?
- I never heard someone say: It’s my birthday and what I want is a piece of old russian wood.
- This could be from anytime really.
- He’s a guy who got mugged in Russia, went to live in the woods, people would visit him and it make him feel better. Why does that man got a plaque? Everybody was a saint years ago, if nowadays someone got fed up living in London or New York and went to live in the woods, no one would see him there and he wouldn’t get a piece of wood with his face.
- What do you do when you sell all the antiques?
Courtesy of Karl Pilkington. I still can’t tell if this guy’s completely insane or he’s just acting, but he’s surely one of the funniest characters I’ve seen (heard, actually) lately
Yes, again the Ricky Gervais podcast…
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